Christians Vs Bible”: Christian One Liners

Christians Vs Bible”:

Christian One Liners
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> Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a
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> Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
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> Until you try to sit in their pews.
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> Many folks want to serve God,
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> But only as advisers.
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> It is easier to preach ten sermons
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> Than it is to live one.
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> The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
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> But mosquitoes come close.
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> When you get to your wit’s end,
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> You’ll find God lives there.
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> People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
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> Middle of the road,
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> And back of the church.
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> Opportunity may knock once,
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> But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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> Quit griping about your church;
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> If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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> If a church wants a better pastor,
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> It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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> We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
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> God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
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> he is dead. So why should you?
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> Some minds are like concrete
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> Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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> Peace starts with a smile.
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> I don’t know why some people change churches;
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> What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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> Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.
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> Stop, Drop, and Roll won’t work in Hell.
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> Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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> Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
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> Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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> God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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> God loves everyone,
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> But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
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> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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> He who angers you, controls you!
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> If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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> Prayer:
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> Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
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